Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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