if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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