at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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