just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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