I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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