What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
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it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
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Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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