How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
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