good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
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he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
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Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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