Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(845): View more from New York

no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.

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You wear Armani Exchange.

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(281): View more from Texas

I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower

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(330): View more from Ohio

I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room

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(714): View more from California

Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?

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(630): View more from Illinois

oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at

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(316): View more from Kansas

I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people

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(858): View more from California

I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.

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