no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
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but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
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It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.