Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (407): View more from Florida

  Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (407): Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer. http://tfl.nu/hnl7
  Replies (5) Good night (1468) Bad night (2828)
• Favorite

  (850): View more from Florida

  My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (850): My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated. http://tfl.nu/7uws
  Replies (14) Good night (1118) Bad night (4400)
• Favorite

  (323): View more from California

  Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (323): Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends. http://tfl.nu/rf3y
  Replies (43) Good night (3934) Bad night (728)
• Favorite

  (973): View more from New Jersey

  I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (973): I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance. http://tfl.nu/0bj8
  Replies (13) Good night (4218) Bad night (809)
• Favorite

  (614): View more from Ohio

  I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (614): I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook http://tfl.nu/v6tz
  Replies (12) Good night (575) Bad night (3856)
• Favorite

  (716): View more from New York

  So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (716): So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat. http://tfl.nu/aisk
  Replies (5) Good night (3075) Bad night (875)
• Favorite

  (615): View more from Tennessee

  Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (615): Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it http://tfl.nu/48wy
  Replies (10) Good night (1057) Bad night (3310)
• Favorite

  (434): View more from Virginia

  Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (434): Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing" http://tfl.nu/nbg8
  Replies (4) Good night (2374) Bad night (981)
• Favorite

  (207): View more from Maine

  It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (207): It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it. http://tfl.nu/yxow
  Replies (4) Good night (2401) Bad night (748)
• Favorite

  (641): View more from Iowa

  She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (641): She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it http://tfl.nu/mwwo
  Replies (7) Good night (972) Bad night (413)
• Favorite

  (504): View more from Louisiana

  From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (504): From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra. http://tfl.nu/w04v
  Replies (2) Good night (370) Bad night (1014)
• Favorite

  (757): View more from Virginia

  No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (757): No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance. http://tfl.nu/6tt7
  Replies (0) Good night (707) Bad night (238)
• Favorite

  (479): View more from Arkansas

  Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (479): Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka http://tfl.nu/t2p9
  Replies (1) Good night (427) Bad night (161)
• Favorite

  (732): View more from New Jersey

  Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (732): Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say.. http://tfl.nu/7n6y
  Replies (3) Good night (407) Bad night (167)
• Favorite

  (731): View more from Tennessee

  Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (731): Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too http://tfl.nu/4c0u
  Replies (8) Good night (1124) Bad night (435)

Randomize