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(757): View more from Virginia

It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.

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(757): It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean. http://tfl.nu/z8cg

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(315): View more from New York

Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.

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(315): Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library. http://tfl.nu/bcrx

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came

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(412): Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came http://tfl.nu/do8g

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(334): View more from Alabama

How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.

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(334): How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE. http://tfl.nu/y183

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(512): View more from Texas

The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.

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(512): The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain. http://tfl.nu/r278

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(678): View more from Georgia

Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?

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(678): Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up? http://tfl.nu/320o

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(850): View more from Florida

Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.

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(850): Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either. http://tfl.nu/kaox

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(541): View more from Oregon

I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!

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(541): I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed! http://tfl.nu/rzlj

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(317): View more from Indiana

You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.

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(317): You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow. http://tfl.nu/p8o5

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.

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(918): She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life. http://tfl.nu/zzux

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He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.

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(806): He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead. http://tfl.nu/inpn

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.

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(412): the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then. http://tfl.nu/3z0k

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(203): View more from Connecticut

this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins

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(203): this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins http://tfl.nu/v1c9

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I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.

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(401): I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again. http://tfl.nu/n6l3

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(905): View more from Ontario

not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now

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(905): not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now http://tfl.nu/p1h4

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