we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags