Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Randomize
