yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Randomize
