this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
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Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
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What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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