tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
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