dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
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