Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Is this like a preordered booty call?
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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