P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
Randomize
