Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
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I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
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I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
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