Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
tonight lets celebrate not being married
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
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