i barfeds in our rink
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
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YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
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im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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