he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
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apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
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So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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