Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Your topless pictures make me question reality
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
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