can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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