Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(616): View more from Michigan

I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me

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(216): View more from Ohio

Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?

(440): View more from Ohio

Probably.

(216): View more from Ohio

I'm in.

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(301): View more from Maryland

Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.

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(817): View more from Texas

You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant

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(214): View more from Texas

call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.

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(713): View more from Texas

Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?

(832): View more from Houston, Texas

You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.

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(315): View more from New York

It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.

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