white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
No idea. I blame fireball.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.