I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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