I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
23 Bosses Confess The Craziest Thing They’ve Seen An Employee Do
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
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We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
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