That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
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if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
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I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this