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... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
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On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
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I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now