im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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