I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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