i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
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Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
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So vagazzling was a success
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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