he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I would fuck him just for his dog
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