Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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