well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
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dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
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Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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