question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
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