whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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