i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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