i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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