This girl is more easily done than said...
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
The beer is more important than you right now.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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