Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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