elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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