Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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