Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
one two three fourrrrnication!
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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