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the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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