chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
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I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
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Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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