I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
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