yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
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went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
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Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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