Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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