Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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