Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
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I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
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banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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