doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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