what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Acid is not a monday night drug
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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