Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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