I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
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Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
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Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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