I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
the raccoons are back...
Randomize
