Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Randomize