I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
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you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
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And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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