CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
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He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
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I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
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