did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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