were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
third nipple confirmed
and you fell through a lawn chair
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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