No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
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Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
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I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
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