At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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